none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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