forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Randomize
