Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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