Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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