She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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