I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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