HIV tests are more positive than that guy
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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