So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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