think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
We are two peas in an std pod
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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