Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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