I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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