We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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