Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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