He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
