i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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