How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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