i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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