Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
