I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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