508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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