whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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