I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Apparently you make a good broom.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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