dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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