doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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