Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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