Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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