I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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