So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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