going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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