Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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