Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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