What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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