I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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