just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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