Already got asked if we're dating
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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