yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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