I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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