The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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