it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Randomize
