Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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