Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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