You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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