Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
How naked do you want me to be?
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