are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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