kristin has been a bad kristin
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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