Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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