Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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