Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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