We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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