Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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