My brain says no but my pants say off.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I party with great urgency now.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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