her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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