Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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