allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Can I color on your dick again?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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