I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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